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Your alcohol tolerance is high
Are you okay? Hold on! I can't take anymore!
How come you're so weak?
Heidi's alcohol tolerance is low
Are you okay?
Where to?
Where to? You'll know if you follow me
I have the music we talked about
Wanna listen?
Who're you? Stop staring, would you?
Take a look at what you're kissing
You blind dude?
Run! Help!
Who're you? Why did you intervene?
I'll kill you!
Have you seen a lady vampire called Sue who wears a red cape?
Sure, I know her
I know where she is
Let me lead you there
Is the one you talked about two hundred years old?
That's her
Almost two hundred years old
Wrong answer
The one I'm looking for is only a few years old
What? Why're you hiding outside?
Are you able to sniff my blood?
Come in! Be my guest
What? You know I don't drink human blood
Really? You should try it, for the first time
Really? Then I'd give you an excuse to kill me
I'm not that dumb
How could that be?
I consider it as a blood donation to the Red Cross
Cut the crap!
How could I give you my virginity?
Then...who would you give it to?
Not gonna tell you, you can't keep a secret
Won't be Tom Cruise, right?
He's already old
Good to be old, high blood pressure
No need to suck hard, the blood will just burst from the artery
Good
Cum inside your mouth...with blood
What? Come inside my mouth?
You're bad
Really works?
Of course
Have you tried it?
Nuts! I never have a boy friend
Really?
Of course
Hey
What're you doing?
Take a look if you have that virgin mole Hey
What do you wanna do?
Yes, a virgin should have it!
No more playing!
Let me take a look!
Don't!
Nope!
What're you doing?
How's that?
Are you able to sniff where the vampire goes?
Rex
Brother
What're you doing here?
Who is it?
Come out
Dad, what're you doing here?
Nothing! What's up?
Nothing! She is also a vegetarian
I can smell it
It means alright
Who're they?
They?
Friends, we always come out for fun
Friends?
But she called you dad?
Did she? No!
Mister, how old are you?
A hundred something
A hundred something?
Even your daughter is older than one hundred
What you said is wrong
My daughter looks young
How could she look like she is over a hundred?
It means that she is your daughter
Beauty
Better take a good look of his big son
Auntie
Uncle, how old are you?
Age should not be an obstacle
My face doesn't look old
No more joking!
If I wanna look for an old face
I'll find a mummy in Egypt
Won't find any mummies here
Me instead
Because I'm a daddy
Daddy?
Go to hell!
Beauty, please don't go
Dad Dad
Why did you do that?
I only called you dad
You're really our dad
I know, I know I'm your dad
But take a look, do I look that old?
Dad, when was last time you looked in a mirror? A thousand years ago?
You're such an eloquent girl
Speaking arrogantly
It'll affect our father and daughter relationship
OK
From now on, we're all on our own
OK?
The night is still young
I still have time to party
Let's go
Our dad is so ridiculous
dating young girls at his age
But your dad looks handsome
Really?
Dad! Come back quickly!
There's a girl who likes you
Really?
Damn kid, joking around again?
I see some good food over there
What good food?
What is it?
You'll find it out when you come over
A pangolin
It was here
I just saw it
Who were you chasing?
Dunno, I thought she was my sister
Are you still looking for your sister?
Rex
Have you seen a vampire in red?
We're vampires
How do we know where the vampires are?
Lots of human out there
I smell an old woman. I can tell she'll die soon
How much longer you think she will last?
Let's bet
Sure! On what?
Gulp this water down if you lose
Serious! How would I finish such a big one?
Serious! Are you scared?
Are you scared of me?
No. Alright! Come on!
Max, do you wanna play?
No
OK, help us keep time
You all get ready
Whom do you think will win?
Kar! She is eight hundred years old! Very strong
I think Rex will win
We'll see
On your mark? Ready?
One, two, three
Fifty-eight seconds
Thirty-one seconds
Sixtyone seconds
She is dead!
How many seconds?
Fifty-eight seconds
Damn it! Can't hold on for three more seconds
I win
Big deal
I don't care
Two botttles, one for each
We have to drink it all?
How could Lin finish such a big one?
Forget it, we quit
Why do you help Lin? Do you have a crush on her?
No way
It's okay, I'll drink it
Lin
Are you sure? Let me help you
No! The worst thing that could happen is death
Trust me, I died before
Come on! Cheers!
Rex
Don't act like an idiot
Lin
Are you okay?
Already told you not to pretend to be so tough
If you can't drink it, just let me help
Thought you were always lucky
Gulping down some pig blood is gonna be okay?
Don't you know that lots of vampires are poisoned to death by water?
I don't care
Maybe it's better to die than to be a vampire
Is being a vampire that miserable?
Hey
I agree
Being a vampire is so boring
Don't play with my stuff
I had a dream that I was going to die
Eight hundred years
I've been a vampire for eight hundred years
I'm stuck in a life without any feeling
Not hurt! Not hurt!
I just can't feel anything
I'm a corpse
No feeling
You really are a bummer
You always say unkind words
What?
Unhappy again?
No
Thinking of Sue again?
I'm hungry, I'll go eat
I wanna go too
Don't you think they're gay?
If Ar was a tom-boy, she'd attRact a lot of girls
You don't say...
I also wanna know if you're lesbians?
That's disappointing
We've a crush on you for so long
And you think we're lesbians?
What did you say?
There's something that we can't speak about
Actions speak louder than words
What?
Lin! go!
Stop it! No!
Take off his pants
Don't!
Don't move!
Are you Madam.joyce's friend?
Are you.joey?
This is the friend who you were talking about
Yes
OK, follow me
Let me find a good spot
What is this place?
Hey! Aren't we going to hotels?
Don't you'Hey'me?
I got a name. I'm May
May, so where're we going?
Madam.joyce told me that you're high-class call-girls
How come you've never been to a private club house?
It doesn't look like anyone is living here
Don't be scared
I borrowed you both from Madam.joyce
I'm responsible for your safety
Don't worry. Should you get hurt,
I'll be in big trouble!
Let's go! This customer is very gentle
Let's go
It's so horrible,.joey?
I wanna leave
Excuse me, May
We wanna leave, we won't do it
Since you've already come, why don't you finish what we've started?
What's wrong with you! We quit!
Leave after you finish
Go to hell! What's wrong with you?
I'll get someone to kill you!
Help! joey!
What does he want?
The boss is here
Handsome! Calm down!
Take it easy
You just wanna have fun
We'll accommodate you
But you must wear condoms
Condoms? What's that for?
please don't kill me!
Who're you?
Don't die yet! Gimme some more time! Please. Hey, stay alive!
You have to be alive for me to take you soul!
What a waste!
Why did I hit him so hard?
He is top-rated
Wait
There's one more, I don't want to waste it
No!
Please! Let me go!
Please let me go!
No! No!
Disgusting, you have no manner at all?
Did you find the place?
You said that you were hungry
I'm looking
Did you think the one in red is Sue?
I think so
Have you found it? What do you wanna eat?
Find it! Come over!
Serious?
We're thieves
Are you screwing with me?
A vegetarian restaurant? You can't be serious?
Did you say you are hungry?
You witch!
Goodness! Not even a tiny drop of pig blood
Can you eat ketchup?
I just wanna play with it in my mouth, can't l?
Sure! Keep playing!
Is that shrimp?
Not a real one
It is made of yellow bean, flour and gluten
Looks real, right?
And this?
Fish fillet
Doesn't look real
This celery looks so real
What is it made of?
Are you full?
What about you?
Crap
Do I smell good?
Stinky witch
Don't you wanna try my blood?
No! Pig blood tastes better
Only talking
.just the blood, any animal is just about the same
Sucking blood is for gettting their spirit. To do that, we have to kill people
But I don't wanna kill people
Aren't you the noble one?
Do unto others what you would not have done to yourself
OK
You look prettty when you smile
I wanna be able to smile like that
Try it
What're you laughing at?
I'm a vampire. How could I smile?
people are very funny lately
They go for Botox
They inject poison into their flesh to make it stiff and dead
Really ridiculous
Guess they've got too much money to squander
How come you don't have much money?
I started killing vampires with my father when I was young
Never in school
I'm illiterate
You can't find a job if you can't read
Really?
Humans have their own problems
It's late
Good night
OK
Rex, still not asleep?
Almost
Corgi? Where are those Corgi?
Where are they?
I'm talking to you. Where're you going?
Rabbit again
Why are you always eating my stuff without asking me?
I bought those Corgi
What about dad? He's not back yet?
How would I know?
Stop stealing my stuff
It was British Shorthair last time, and this time, Corgi
What's wrong with you? Are you a thief?
I love western cuisine
If you like it, buy it yourself. Why did you eat mine?
OK! I'll get it myself, next time
You better! I'll remember you said that!
Beauty
You said you live alone
Yes
They come to visit me
Who're you cheating?
Beauty
What Beauty? I have a name
You're really bad
Don't leave, Beauty
Handsome
Don't you remember my name?
Ying?
Go to hell!
Are you really leaving?
Why're you here? Aren't you going out?
Yes, we are! We'll go to the harbour front
Why aren't you going?
I haven't changed my clothes yet
You are corpses. Whatever you wear, you're still dead bodies
So are you, then why would you change?
That's because I got style
Where's Ar? Going out so early?
Don't know
Why're you following me?
Didn't I knock you hard enough?
Hello...My breakfast
Are you hittting people or the organs?
Where can you run?
Miss Yes
Yes, can I help you?
Do you know where the Tai Fu Village is?
Three to four blocks ahead
Turn left and go further down for awhile
Left?
Very close
Very close? Can you lead me there, Miss?
Miss, please
please help out this old woman
I wanna visit my grandson
It's already late. If I arrive there late
My daughter-in-law will be angry with me
please
OK! I'll take you over
Thank you
What? Won't you help me in?
What do you want?
You asked me what I wanted?
Really!.just what do you want?
The evil force is very strong here
Run!
You go first!
Where're they? Didn't they say harbour front?
Should be here
Over there
They're really turning up the heat
They're really passionate
They're over doing it
I really wanna try kissing?
Showtime! Showtime!
I'd like to know what kissing is like
I could actually see our lips touched
But still, I felt nothing
Horny tramps!
So boring
I also wanna be able to feel
I wanna smile, I wanna cry
But first, you should be able to feel pain
As a vampire, you're asking too much
You even want to know what pain is?
My mother once told me that pain is very important
Pain tells you that you're injured
And that you required treatment
She also said that it wasn't just the pain physically
But that when people were unhappy
They would get headaches
Heart burn
They're symptoms to warn you that you have problems
It let you take action early, or else it could be too late when the real trouble comes
So that's what it is
I'm bored! What're we going to do?
What's good to do?
We're vampires
We should do thing that is appropriate to what we are
It's so boring! I don't wanna be a vampire anymore
I jump too
I'm coming
Let's jump
OK
Why did we jump? We knew it won't hurt
What does my great sister want?
Nothing! I can't even complain?
I've water
Why did you throw my water away
Max also threw you botttles. Why don't you punch her?
I'd just like to punch you
That's super!
Yes! He landed on his head without hurting himself
How could he do that?
What? They're idiots
I don't think so
They have guts
You haven't seen much
Why don't you give it a try?
Yoyo, what are you doing?
Anything they can do, I can do better!
Yoyo, you're so brave
Super! It felt just great!
Are you okay?
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It hurts! Oh no!
It's very painful!
I think I just broke my back. Call the ambulance at once!
Really painful! Help!
What're you hittting?
No matter what you do, you're still a corpse
Why did you hit my breasts?
It proves that they aren't an ordinary breasts?
They're super bowling balls
Bowling balls? Don't you run,witch!
Let me squeeze yours No!
Mine are just #8 balls. They're for children
How dare you say that they're for childred
Will that be too R-rated?
What I'm referring is bowling ball
Don't run! Bowling balls?
Don't run! What I said were bowling balls
Gosh, you're so sick
Menstruation?
Your T-shirt is so beautiful. Where did you get it?
These girls are bad
But that tall guy looks good
I'll lock up this target first, you don't
Do you like my T-shirt?.
I bought it in Mongkok. I can take you there
It has nothing to do with me
Let's exchange phone numbers
How about you giving me your phone number
Let's run
Don't run! Wait!
What's wrong with him?
So impolite Crazy
They aren't pursuing
You witch, you're just making trouble
I didn't
Are you sick? Sniffing her period!
Crazy! I didn't
No? You still deny it
No
Here you are
OK! OK! See you tomorrow
OK! Bye!
Good night! Good night!
Max and Rex are truly a lot of fun
Max won't get angry easily
That's right
Are you a human or a vampire?
I'm a vampire
But not an ordinary one
I'm
I don't know how to describe it
In short, I'm a vampire who eats vampires
Still able to crawl? Lively!
OK
Let's see how you taste
What do you want?.
Not aged enough, tasteless
This one is probably good enough. It should taste better
Yummy
This is true vampire indeed
You're worthless
A loser, can't eat vampires
You kill them this way
They will suffer in the hell forever
None of your business
Cold-blooded
Are you mocking me?
Humans eats pigs, vampires eat humans
I beat other vampires and feast on their blood
This is called survival of the fittest
That is simply natural
Lions and tigers are carnivores
Whereas cows are vegetarians. That's the way it is
If you force a cow to eat meat
The cow will die
Crap
You call this crap
I think it's very meaningful
Let me teach you a lesson
How do you like it?.
I'll mess you up. You won't die, and you won't live either
It's because you didn't take me as you lover
I hate rejections
I want you to live in pain forever
Right, I almost forget
Ar
Yes
Ar, why're you here?
These rats are for you Thank you
Rats! You don't eat rats
Do they have any rashes or hives?
Why are you kicking me?
You simply don't eat rats
None of your business, go to sleep
I just leave you girls here, I'll go home
Ar, where did you go?
Nothing special, just works
How many vampires did you kill tonight?.
This one was rare
An old woman turned out to be a vampire in her seventies
However, her power was very weak
How about you? Where did you play?
We went bungee diving at the pier
So boring
What fun can a vampire have? Exactly?
Is it that bad to be a vampire?
It do you thing?
Sometimes I think that it would be better to be a corpse than a vampire
At least I don't need to know anything if I'm dead
It's the opposite for us
Yet we're unable to feel anything
When we meet someone we love, someone we like
We're unable to touch them or hug them
We can't taste anything
Or feel any pain
It's just the same routine everyday, eat and sleep, eat and sleep
It's like being a tree
Is that it?.
Then, what is you reason for living?
If I live, I can see my father, my brother
Kar and Lin. Other than these,
there'll be no other reason for not dying
What about me?
You?
You're also very important
Only if I don't die
I'll be able to see you age and die
If you're able to get married and give birth
I'll be able to see your children die
To see your grand children die
Prettty interesting
Not sure if your children look like you?
Very funny?
Prettty funny
Good night
Alright
Good night
This female vampire is really good
Top-rated
Yet this is a vampire hunter
Let me think it thoroughly
Litttle girl, just how old are you?
For nothing better, you choose be a vampire hunter
You don't want to see another day-break!
Take a good look
Is it good?
They can move
Too bad that we're not friends, otherwise
I'll let you touch my body
It got body temperature. See...
My body temperature is 18C today
You monster
In fact, you're not much of a fighter
I don't need to be afraid of you if I knew it earlier
I don't suck human blood originally
I break my rule today just for you
Sue, my sister
Ar, my sister
Are you crazy, Sue?
Try to kill me with this steel bar?
I was purposely testing you
Giving you a chance
I never thought that you want me to die
Ar
Sue
What a touching reunion scene?
Never mind, still early
I'll let you enjoy this tender moment a bit longer
What?. Nothing to say?
Why this way?
Don't you curious why Sue turns into a vampire?
Ask her
When I tried to catch him eight years ago
I was defeated and bitten by him
Not right
I wanted to marry you eight years ago
But you refused me and I got mad
It's so natural
Litttle girl, how about I marry you?
Sue
Ar, you better run
He is heartless
I'm not gonna leave
I have already transformed into a vampire
There's no way back for me
Death is my only resolution
This is brave
I finally understand why I like you
Why aren't you leaving?
We both die if you don't go
Save your life and revenge for me
Don't lose your life for nothing
What do you want again?
I wanna kill a vampire today
How come you're so humorous today?
Killing yourself?
Let me finish eating up those vampires
Ar
Why are you hurting so badly?
Nothing
Why are you here?
We're leaving
I'm here to say goodbye
Really?
My dad's girlfriend was eaten by a vampire nearby
Eaten?
A vampire-eating vampire
Where's your dad?
At home
Is a vampire eaten by another vampire?
This is our vampire business, none of your concern
Sue was killed by a vampire
Sue was a vampire too
Can a vampire drink another vampire's blood?
It's the demon way
Those who suck the spiritual blood of another vampire can strengthen their power
But the vampire that feeds on vampire's blood
Will bring harms to his body
Those who do that are...
in need to suck blood from different vampires everyday
If not, they'll die promptly
Rex, take care of Max
Hey mister
Since you're here, please show yourself
Since you're here, let's meet
Are you looking for me? I'm here
I'm Lung. And you are?
I'm Mung
I'm a fifteen hundred years old vampire
I'm asking for your kindness and leniency
Let go of these three young people
You can have me any way you like with my hands tied up
So
That's an interesting offer
You've more than a thousand years strength
Rich inside, with inner beauty
But the litttle girl is so young and fresh
It's hard to choose between you two
What should I do?
Nonsense! There's no need to choose
I can simply take both
You won't let the young ones go?
Are you asking me this at this moment?. Is that a funny gag?
Run!
The sun is coming out soon
Ar, please take care of Max
He'll not be unable to get you
Dad, I'm not leaving!
Dad! Dad!
Rex, are you scared of death?
No, dad
Good
Let's do the man thing
You father and son are prettty interesting
Good! Let's have fun
Dad! Rex!
What happened to you?
Answer me!
Dad! Rex!
Answer me!
Your sister is calling you, answer her
Dad! Rex!
How are you doing?
Answer me!
Your sister is still calling, answer her
You have no manner at all
Dad! Rex!
Where are you?
Actually, a vampire can feel a lot of pain
By squeezing the heart
Rex! What's happened?
Scream again!
Any feeling?
Rex! How are you?
What can I do?
Beauty, are you still there?
You bastard! What do you want?.
What do you want?. Talk to me!
Nothing
I just don't want you to leave, if possible?
If you don't leave
I promise I won't kill your brother
What do you think?
Are you serious?
Of course
Should I trust him?
OK! I'm not leaving!
You have to keep your words!
Sure! It's setttled then!
You have a father
What about your mother? Where is she?
Scream again!
Again!
What are you doing? You said you wouldn't kill him
I didn't kill him
I just made him hurt
You shouldn't ignore me in the first place
I tell you! I tell you!
My mom passed away
Many years ago
Where's my father?
Where's my father? How is he?
Where's my father?
He's dead
And he tasted real good
What are you looking at?.
You're crying...with tears
So many metal plates?
I'm a human, I can get hurt
What's so strange?
Wouldn't those metal plates slow you down?
Bite me
I wanna be a vampire
What are you talking about?.
If I become a vampire
I'll have your vampire body and super powers
My wounds will also heal
Then, maybe I can fight him
Being a vampire is miserable
Is this what you really want?.
Rather than drag out my miserable existence, I can die on my own terms
If I can sacrifice myself for something meaningful
It's not so bad I guess
If I don't kill him today
I'll regret it for the rest of my life
Rather than live in pain forever
I wish to fight and die with honor
Hold on
Let me feel the sun for the last time
Don't you want to know how it feels?
Come on!
Give me your hand
How is it? OK?
It's OK
Much more than OK
That's what pain is all about
Let's begin
The night is here
Get up
I squeezed too hard and killed you
I'll have to explain it to them
Have they left?.
Still here or not?.
Can you hear me?
Beauty
You don't have to hide
Are you still here?
I wanna discuss something with you
I killed your brother
by accident
It was merely a metter of carelessness
How about...
I'll make it up to you
I'll count from one to one hundred
And let you go first, OK?
I'm counting
Max, if I lose
I don't want you to come out and save me
I'd rather you leave
Sacrify is dying for something meaningful
To court death is unnecessary
I'd rather you leave
and avenge me at another time
OK?
What's this? You keep crying
If you act like this, I'll be worried
You better take care
What's wrong with you?
You wasted your life and turned yourself into a vampire?
Are you crazy?
For all the things that I did...
I could get just a bit of human feelings
So why did you make yourself a vampire?
What's wrong with you?
I'm willing to enter hell for my loved ones
A worthless piece of slime like youself would never understand
Even a cockroach will do anything to survive
Only a human will die for his loved ones
To die for loved ones?
Which means you're certain that you will loose and die
Good! You know your limits!
Come on!
Lets me send you to hell!
You're the same as before, no improvement
Max! I can't make it much longer!
You better get out of here!
I'm not leaving!I'd rather die!
Right! Don't leave!
Stay here and watch the big ending
Is he dead?
Those vampires who were killed by him
should be free now
Dad and the rest are set free
Maybe they can be reincarnated as humans
What about youself after this?
I'll keep going after man-killing vampires
But there's one thing
I gotta setttle right now
I'm hungry
I'm telling you that I'm hungry, you should help me find food
What kind of atttitude is this?
Did you forget who bit you and turned you into a vampire?
As a metter of fact, you should address me as Master
Master my ass! Quickly! Show me where to find food
Find my ass!
Didn't you say that you wouldn't hurt the good vampire?
The one who attempts to starve another vampire to death is a bad vampire
OK... then...what would you like to eat?.
Snakes
Snakes are cold-blooded, can't eat them
Really?
Why would I lie to you
You have a lot to learn as you go
Being a vampire is just troublesome
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